Well that’s blown it! Summer is arriving at a sprint and my diet
has gone horribly wrong........ I have put on eight
pounds. I am not entirely sure how that happened but it has and needs to be
rectified immediately. Summer clothes are not forgiving. Floaty dresses don’t float
if you are fat..... FACT! Showing your arms is not good when they have expanded
and who wants to see someone carrying a few (quite a few) extra pounds and
wearing something skimpy.
To be honest
summer is not my favourite season for several reasons. Firstly I get hay fever
and no one can look or feel good with a snotty nose and streaming red eyes.
Secondly I burn after thirty seconds in the sun so have to immerse myself in
factor 50. My legs will NEVER change colour......fact! Last time I got my legs
out an anaemic snowman laughed at me. (Seriously).
The heat and
I do not agree with each other no matter how much water I drink. I don’t really
sweat I just get hotter and hotter and go red and overheat. Coupled with the runny
nose, streaming eyes and white legs you are probably starting to paint a
picture in your head now.
So summer is
the time to put on your flip flops and enjoy life without boots, coats, hats
and umbrellas. Personally I would get rid of all the above apart from the
boots. I have osteoarthritis in one foot and they are the most comfortable
thing I can wear. This is sad as I do, like many others, love to slip on a pair
of flip flops on a summer day.
So I think
we should re cap how I will look this summer.
I will be overweight, dragging my dodgy ankle, nose running, eyes streaming,
a bright red face and smothered in factor 50. Well putting it that way I am
quite a catch. J
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| Me on the beach at Chideock..... |
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